

Packed with intense action and interwoven with dry humor, Bless You, Prophet is a Sci-Fantasy epic of war and faith, anchored at its core by an endearing story of forgotten love. From ancient temples to futuristic cityscapes, windswept plains and dingy motel rooms, it promises an unforgettable journey of devotion, sacrifice, muffins... and the horrifying cost of peace when the ends justify the means. For the Prophet loves everyone. And the Prophet loves you.
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Bless You, Prophet — Book 1
Written by Jeremy Caruso.
Artwork by @MetalGhost.
Packed with intense action and interwoven with dry humor, Bless You, Prophet is a Sci-Fantasy epic of war and faith, anchored at its core by an endearing story of forgotten love. From ancient temples to futuristic cityscapes, windswept plains and dingy motel rooms, it promises an unforgettable journey of devotion, sacrifice, muffins... and the horrifying cost of peace when the ends justify the means. For the Prophet loves everyone. And the Prophet loves you.
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Bless You, Prophet — Book 1
Written by Jeremy Caruso.
Artwork by @MetalGhost.
Packed with intense action and interwoven with dry humor, Bless You, Prophet is a Sci-Fantasy epic of war and faith, anchored at its core by an endearing story of forgotten love. From ancient temples to futuristic cityscapes, windswept plains and dingy motel rooms, it promises an unforgettable journey of devotion, sacrifice, muffins... and the horrifying cost of peace when the ends justify the means. For the Prophet loves everyone. And the Prophet loves you.
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Bless You, Prophet — Book 1
Written by Jeremy Caruso.
Artwork by @MetalGhost.
What is...
...you ask?
Bless You, Prophet is a sci-fantasy novel that asks one simple question: can peace be attained without violence—and, better yet, can it be sustained without suffering? Here, upon the supercontinent known as Halvara, magic is real. Tyler is real. And His hand has reached down and laid claim to numerous lives as the technological republic of the Paysonians battles ferociously against the enlightened dominion of the Tylerists. The Tylerists have the Messiah, an angelic Tyler-sent being. The Paysonians have endless waves of mechanized terrors. Both have been to the ends of the Earth and back to topple their enemy. Both have been equally unsuccessful.​
There's a problem; the war is over. The Prophet was summoned decades ago to do so. But in performing his mission, he may have inadvertently doomed the entirety of mankind to a dire fate beyond mere death. Worse still, the Messiah has gone missing. Vanished without a trace. And with a Tylerist People rapidly losing faith, a Paysonian conglomerate growing further distressed, and a peace teetering on the brink of total collapse, the Prophet is left without guidance—without hope.
And that's where we find him: ten years from the day where everything changed. When he was left behind with nothing but questions and heartache. When dreams turned to nightmares and the future turned bleak and dark. When the days became long. And the nights longer still.
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Is there any potentially triggering content?
Yes.
Bless You, Prophet contains explicit language, including slurs, violence, depictions of non-consensual intimacy, PTSD, political extremism, genocide, atypical sexual relationships, and other sensitive subject matters that may cause distress in certain readers. These items are handled with care, are not gratuitous, and are not intended for pure shock or disgust value. They are critical to the story, and make up a minimal amount of the provided text.
Is there any LGBTQ+ content?
Yes.
Bless You, Prophet contains an overt male/male relationship.
Who is the illustrator?
The artwork for the book and this website was done by Metal Ghost. Please give them a visit at https://vgen.co/MetalGhost
What is Tylerism / Tyler?
Tylerism is a religion created by the Keeper of Tyler. Tyler is synonymous with God in this world.
Was any A.I. used in making this?
No.
So, what kind of book is this, really?
Bless You, Prophet is an independent passion project born from the annals of 2014-2016 internet culture. It's a character-driven narrative full of action, dry humor, with themes of choice vs. determination and featuring a male/male romance that goes well beyond surface-level representation. It's inspired by everything that I love filtered through years of jokes and stories created by me and my friends. In short, this is a book that has care pressed into every single page, every single word, and every single syllable—and it's a story I can't wait to share with you.
Are you planning a crypto / NFT deployment?
I will NEVER reach out to you regarding crypto, bitcoin, PayPal, NFTs, or any other financial web 3.0 service. Please disregard all other profiles or inquiries that are not from the official Bless You, Prophet account. I do not use any other social media other than the ones listed on this website.
No.
Any other questions?
Let me know here, or reach out on Twitter / X!




